Monday, June 13, 2005

Second Star On The Right And Straight On Till Mourning

Those wonderful California juries have triumphed yet again. This afternoon they found Michael Jackson Not Guilty By Reason Of Celebrity. Not guilty on every single count.

The media isn't certain as of yet whether the jury will speak out in a news conference regarding their verdict. Presumably it will take a little while for the surgery required to remove their heads from their respective asses.

Anyone fancy a sleepover at Neverland??


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